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Here you will meet the members of the Hail Mary staff. Our unique approach to customer service and the other jobs we do is unmatched anywhere in our industry.

Employee of the Month

 Name: (Big) Sid Simons
 Department: Fraud and Collections
 Favorite song: That Smell - Lynyrd Skynyrd
 Favorite food: Weiners with relish
 Likes: Trucks, Bud, big busted blonds, kittens
 Dislikes: waiting for anything, crybabies,
 volleyball players and cooked carrots
"Sid assisted me in coming up with a payment plan I just couldn’t say no to. He is a very hands on guy."
Dick H - Trenton, NJ

Hail Mary Chick of the Month

 Name: Pearl Winnebago
 Department: Payouts
 Favorite song: Like a Virgin - Madonna
 Favorite food: cucumbers and zucchinis
 Likes: Wealthy CEO's, booze, lonely sailors
 Dislikes: Cheapskates, math, running out of  Dom, soggy things, sand in my thong
"Pearl had me at hello. Really, she’s my right hand mama sita. What she lacks in knowledge and experience of accounting, computers, and payouts she certainly makes up for in her  enthusiasm for the job, if you get my drift.  She’s one smoking hot tamale. Pearl basically  runs Hail Mary. Without her, we’d be nowhere  – she’s my own little Hail Mary!"
 D Sanchez - Hail Mary President and CEO

Customer Service Girls


Let’s meet some of the babes we have working here. Now you can put a face to the sexy voice you hear on the phone. Bodog Girl has nothing on these hotties!

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 Name: Marge Simons
 Favorite song: The Gambler, Kenny Rogers
 Favorite food: cheese and macaroni
 Likes: Big Sid, smoking, arm wrestling, pool
 Dislikes: City folks
 Quote: Answering the phones kind of sucks. I wish  people would just leave me alone.

 Name: Arlene Jackson
 Favorite song: Sink the Pink, ACDC
 Favorite food: Anything with pork in it
 Likes: Tattoos, snuggling, the smell of bacon
 Dislikes: Rain, monkeys and the color green
 Quote: Call me up and we’ll talk. I’m lonely and
 looking for a friend.

Support Staff


The rest of our staff deserves a nod as well. With all the hard work behind the scenes that goes into running a world class sportsbook we would be remiss not to mention the worker bees who take care of the 'little things'.

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Development


 Name: Harry Sanchez
 Favorite song: Pink Floyd, Money
 Favorite food: fishsticks and ketchup
 Likes: Partying way too hard and, of course, T & A
 Dislikes: Stuck up chicks and Fords
 Quote: I'm really grateful for the large library of  "For Dummies" books at Hail Mary.
Marketing

 Name: Johnny Fung
 Favorite song: La Vida Loca, Ricky Martin
 Favorite food: donuts with sprinkles
 Likes: Sunny days, Versace, Brad Pitt
 Dislikes: Mean people, camping
 Quote: If i see one more woman wearing white pants  after Labour Day I'm going to scream.
Janitorial

 Name: Turd Ferguson
 Favorite song: Convoy, CW McCall
 Favorite food: PANCAKES!!!!
 Likes: The open road, whip aerials, CB's
 Dislikes: Smokey, speed traps
 Quote: Breaker 1-9 we've got us a bear in the air up  on 209. Do you copy? Comeback.
Receptionist

 Name: Julia Ghoulia
 Favorite song: Call Me, Blondie
 Favorite food: Clams
 Likes: Sailors, cowboys, Lemon Gin
 Dislikes: Screaming babies, lateness, last call
 Quote: I did that? I won't tell anyone if you don't.

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 Do you have interests in technology and web  development? Are you able to lift heavy objects? Are  you bondable and able to travel across borders  freely? Do you have a truck? Are you willing to work  days, evenings, weekends and holidays?
 If the answer is yes you can contact us now!


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