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staff
Here you will meet the members of the Hail Mary staff. Our unique approach to customer service and the other jobs we do is unmatched anywhere in our industry.
Employee of the Month
Name: (Big) Sid Simons
Department: Fraud and Collections
Favorite song: That Smell - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Favorite food: Weiners with relish
Likes: Trucks, Bud, big busted blonds, kittens
Dislikes: waiting for anything, crybabies,
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"Sid assisted me in coming up
with a payment plan I just couldn’t say no to. He is a very hands on guy."
Dick H - Trenton, NJ |
Hail Mary Chick of the Month
Name: Pearl Winnebago
Department: Payouts
Favorite song: Like a Virgin - Madonna
Favorite food: cucumbers and zucchinis
Likes: Wealthy CEO's, booze, lonely sailors
Dislikes: Cheapskates, math, running out of Dom, soggy things, sand in my thong |
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"Pearl had me at hello. Really, she’s my right hand mama sita. What she lacks in knowledge and experience of accounting, computers, and payouts she certainly makes up for in her enthusiasm for the job, if you get my drift. She’s one smoking hot tamale. Pearl basically runs Hail Mary. Without her, we’d be nowhere – she’s my own little Hail Mary!"
D Sanchez - Hail Mary President and CEO |
Customer Service Girls
Let’s meet some of the babes we have
working here. Now you can put a face to the sexy voice you hear on
the phone. Bodog Girl has nothing on these hotties!
NOTE: Click on each photo to enlarge it!
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Name: Marge Simons
Favorite song: The Gambler, Kenny Rogers
Favorite food: cheese and macaroni
Likes: Big Sid, smoking, arm wrestling, pool
Dislikes: City folks
Quote: Answering the phones kind of sucks.
I wish people would just leave me alone. |
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Name: Arlene Jackson
Favorite song: Sink the Pink, ACDC
Favorite food: Anything with pork in it
Likes: Tattoos, snuggling, the smell of bacon
Dislikes: Rain, monkeys and the color green
Quote: Call me up and we’ll talk. I’m lonely and
looking for a friend. |
Support Staff
The rest of our staff deserves a nod as well. With all the hard work behind the scenes that goes into running a world class sportsbook we would be remiss not to mention the worker bees who take care of the 'little things'.
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Development
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Name: Harry Sanchez
Favorite song: Pink Floyd, Money
Favorite food: fishsticks and ketchup
Likes: Partying way too hard and, of course, T & A
Dislikes: Stuck up chicks and Fords
Quote: I'm really grateful for the large library of "For Dummies" books at Hail Mary. |
Marketing
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Name: Johnny Fung
Favorite song: La Vida Loca, Ricky Martin
Favorite food: donuts with sprinkles
Likes: Sunny days, Versace, Brad Pitt
Dislikes: Mean people, camping
Quote: If i see one more woman wearing white pants after Labour Day I'm going to scream. |
Janitorial
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Name: Turd Ferguson
Favorite song: Convoy, CW McCall
Favorite food: PANCAKES!!!!
Likes: The open road, whip aerials, CB's
Dislikes: Smokey, speed traps
Quote: Breaker 1-9 we've got us a bear in the air up on 209. Do you copy? Comeback. |
Receptionist
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Name: Julia Ghoulia
Favorite song: Call Me, Blondie
Favorite food: Clams
Likes: Sailors, cowboys, Lemon Gin
Dislikes: Screaming babies, lateness, last call
Quote: I did that? I won't tell anyone if you don't. |
We are hiring!
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Do you have interests in technology and web
development? Are you able to lift heavy objects?
Are you bondable and able to travel across
borders freely? Do you have a truck? Are you
willing to work days, evenings, weekends and
holidays?
If the answer is yes you can contact us now!
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